Most parents think of video games as a child's pursuit, especially
the innocent ones. Many people who bought a Nintendo Wii video game
system would consider this the most innocent of them all. They watch
their children play Super Mario Brothers on it, or join the family in
playing tennis or golf or baseball with their little childlike"Mii"
characters on Wii Sports.
I never imagined this game system would also be an orgy enabler.
A new ad by the French game manufacturer Ubisoft advertises a new
game for the Nintendo Wii suggestively titled "We Dare," describing it
as "a sexy, quirky party game that offers hilarious, innovative and
physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to
party, the spicier the play!"
Here
we go. In a YouTube ad for the game, two young couples are shown
kissing the controller together, including both girls. Graphically, the
game looks simplistic and cartoonish, a typical Super Mario adventure.
As suggestive music plays, one of the girls puts the controller in the
back of her skirt and goes over one of the men's knees for some
simulated spanking time. Then the girls are spanking each other. Then
the men are stripping. The ad ends with the screen going blurry and
reading "Enter Parental Code."
That's merely an invitation to join in nudity and sex, since
Ubisoft isn't really concerned about parental codes. The game just went
on sale in Australia, and that country's silly supposed self-regulators
gave it a meaningless PG rating. The local ad there included couples
"stripping to their underwear" with "suggestions of pole dancing, group
sex and partner swapping."
In England, it's a similar outrage. It's been rated "12 Plus,"
which has infuriated parents. Laura Pearson of Birmingham told London's
Daily Mail: "I have a 13-year-old daughter, and if I knew she was
playing such a highly charged sexual game with boys, I would be
appalled. It is encouraging underage sex."
Ubisoft has no plans - yet - to sell the game in the United States,
since we are considered more "puritanical" than Europe. That doesn't
mean they won't try if the game sells well. On Twitter, Ubisoft teased:
"Will you dare watch this sexy, quirky trailer for our new party game?
We Dare (Europe) will spice up your parties."
It would be one thing if video-game manufacturers made a
Mature-rated game for married adults. But that's not what Ubisoft did.
They have produced a game tempting youngsters into group sex,
partner-swapping, and homosexuality.
An Ubisoft spokeswoman told the Melbourne Herald-Sun "The game is
intended for an adult audience, absolutely....Honestly, the game can
also be played in a non-flirty way. It is just open for interpretation."
This
is disingenuous. Dressing this game in a simple Super Mario scheme is
like putting a sex scene in a Thomas the Tank Engine game, but
declaring it's for adults only. It's saying you can play the game in
ways Ubisoft didn't intend. Some children who didn't want to be
prostitute-murdering drug dealers in the "Grand Theft Auto" games could
simply goof around on their motorcycle, too. But that's not the
experience the game makers were selling.
When Microsoft's Xbox 360 one-upped Nintendo Wii with its Kinect
technology - which requires no controllers, but uses sensors to track
your body movements - it was only a matter of time before the Kinect
sex games were contemplated.
Brad Abram of the Austrian-based company ThriXXX said his company,
which sells 3D interactive sex games like "3D Sexvilla," "Fetish3D" and
"3DLesbian," plans to release a Kinect-enabled sex-simulation game by
May. In December, they released a video showing how a player could wave
his hand in the air and stroke a scantily clad female avatar in naughty
places.
Every joke about overgrown video-gamers being too nerdy to date real women is only enhanced with news like this.
So far, this line of games is being prevented by Microsoft,
which has said it "would not condone this type of game for Kinect." But
some can't understand why the prudes would be so ahistorical. Kyle
Machulis, a software engineer and "sex tech expert," complained to ABC
News, "The Gutenberg printing press printed Bibles, but it also printed
erotica."
Everyone understands that every new technology will be pornified,
if someone can make an Almighty Dollar from it. Someone in Austria can
make brown-paper-bag video games for Charlie Sheen and his ilk.
But if most video games are going to be made and marketed for
children, major game makers and their weak-kneed self-regulating boards
should draw lines of propriety, and major retailers should lean on the
Entertainment Software Ratings Board to know those lines should be
drawn strongly - not out of respect for parents with purchasing power,
but for the children whose innocence demands protection.
