Nick Jonas ‘Flaunts’ it for Cosmo
The train wreck that is Nick Jonas continues to barrel down the tracks at record speeds carrying him far away from anything innocent and moral.
On this weeks episode of “Nick Jonas Gone Wild” the former Disney “pop-tart” appears in a new interview with Flaunt Magazine in which he strips down to his underwear, mocking Mark Wahlberg’s 1992 Calvin Klein Obsession ad.
Cosmo Magazine, which is best known for its vulgar and sexual “how-to” type articles, quickly snatched up the racy images of Jonas “showcase[ing] his bulge, happy trail, and butt crack. Yes, it’s true, you can get all three of those Jonas erogenous zones for the price of one.”
The Cosmo commentator who posted the pictures on the website is quite impressed with the “newly acquired muscles” and focuses in on the “bulge.” In typical “Cosmo” fashion she crudely asks, “What exactly is he keeping in those underpants? Every single sock you've ever misplaced in the laundry? A snack for later? A small woodland creature?” To denote her “obsession” with the Jonas brother she uses the phrase, “God Bless America.”
Sadly, God doesn’t seem too central to Nick these days.
Just last month he was stripping at gay clubs and promoting his new gritty DirecTV drama in which he’ll perform several sex scenes (possibly gay ones), and released a new solo album which features songs like ‘Jealousy’ and ‘Chains’ etc … and it’s all in the name of growing up, “bless his heart.”
