CMI on TV

by: Lauren Laster | Wednesday, February 5, 2014 - 11:30am

The theme of this episode is all about sex — whether Jess denies her ex is still in love with her or the boys trying to “score” while giving each other personal space. 

After saying their first “I love you” at a party with Prince (yes, there was a Prince cameo in the last episode), this week Nick and Jess settle an argument over the classic question of whether men and women can be “just friends.” Unsurprisingly Nick wins after Jess realizes her ex-boyfriend was just pretending to be a reliable, attentive friend — because he wanted to leave his wife for Jess. 

The other three boys spend the episode trying to use Schmidt’s new solo loft as a hook-up space—all at the same time. As you would guess, the plan backfires and two of the women storm out. But not before Schmidt explains how each piece of furniture in his new place has a sexual purpose. 

While it was sweet how the episode forced Nick to tell Jess he fell in love with her the...

by: Evan Mantel | Thursday, January 30, 2014 - 10:29pm

James Earl Jones graced the set of the Big Bang Theory this week, playing himself, or at least a kind of crazy, bad ass version of himself. I don't know him personally, so perhaps he actually is that much of a bad ass, but all I saw throughout the whole episode was this:

Totes magotes. Over and over and over again. Totes magotes. On repeat. Every single word he said. Totes magotes. Clearly, I should see a therapist.

But my need for therapy aside, James Earl Jones was a delight. Lion King karaoke, ferris wheel ride, ding-dong ditch, and a sauna with Sheldon provided a nice change of pace from the typical teasing of Sheldon.

And in a show that relies heavily on witty one liners, James Earl Jones provided a galaxy full of them. Here are a few of my favorites:

*My wife's in New York, and I got a Lion King residual check burning a hole in my...

by: Zachary Henry | Thursday, January 30, 2014 - 7:50am

The toughest part of comedy on television is the dichotomy between making the audience laugh while simultaneously developing character in each of the various roles. A comedian on stage just has to make you laugh for one night. You aren’t going to watch him every week. (If you do, you might need to see someone about that.) However, to keep a TV audience returning week after week, the audience not only has to be amused, but also needs to identify with and come to care to some degree for the personalities in the show.

(If you are huge fan of Anchorman 2 and find the above paragraph absolute rubbish, let me know in the comments. Be forewarned; I may still ignore you.) 

I thought that this third episode of “Enlisted,” Pete’s Airstream, weaved both tasks well. We learn something new about every single role in this episode that makes each more unique, if not enduring. It elicits chuckles and the occasional guffaw, while elegantly introducing the complex,...

by: Katie Yoder | Tuesday, January 28, 2014 - 2:53pm

There’s a new “New Normal” racing towards primetime on NBC. 

Entertainment Weekly recently reported that NBC requested the pilot for “One Big Happy,” a comedy produced by Ellen DeGeneres and Warner Bros. TV. The official logline is as follows: “When gay and straight best friends decide to have a baby together, things get complicated when one of them finds the love of their life.”  And who says Hollywood is out of ideas?

Liz Feldman, writer and producer of CBS’ of the sleazy “Two Broke Girls,” will pen the script.

NBC’s Christian bashing “The New Normal,” which followed the story of a surrogate mother for a gay couple,...

by: Evan Mantel | Tuesday, January 28, 2014 - 11:58am

"Honey, you can't tell me that there's not one shred of doubt, one shred that wonders..."

And with that, Elizabeth Keane scuttles the potential adoption of a baby with her husband.

Far be it from me to claim expertise on the female psyche, but the logic of this baffles me. If I operated with the mindset that a shred of doubt should decide big decisions, I'd be curled up in the fetal position on my bed. I can't remember the last decision that I made that didn’t have at least some doubt.

Doubt arises from uncertainty, from an inability to know. Whether it is a failure to know all the facts before a decision needs to be made or questions about the ramifications of a decision, doubt constantly plagues the human condition. If you deny...

by: Ashley Ciandella | Sunday, January 26, 2014 - 10:42pm

Not to be outdone by other awards shows, the 56th Grammy Awards decided to put on a wedding ceremony for 33 "Same Love" couples. Performers Madonna, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, and Queen Latifah banded together to produce a wedding ceremony for the mixture of gay and straight couples, which included Ryan Lewis' sister and her fiancé. Madonna hinted at this on the E! pre-show when she told Ryan Seacrest, "History is going to be made tonight... I want to be a part of that." Known for her bizarre stunts (the 2003 VMAs kiss with Brittney Spears, for example), it is not a surprise that she would be involved. Neither is it a surprise that Queen Latifah, who is rumored to be a lesbian, would be officiating. Of course, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis...

by: Evan Mantel | Thursday, January 23, 2014 - 10:49pm

Rake Promo PosterI have one word for Thursday's premier of Rake on Fox... disappointing. Much like main character Keegan Dean's, played by Greg Kinnear, case, the potential for a big payoff was there, but in the end, this episode just didn't pan out.

Going into this episode, I thought this show would be right up my alley. I enjoy lawyer dramas, main characters with a dynamic and edgy attitude, and clever one liners. While there is still room to find its stride, Rake's premier only partially followed through on the previews' promise of those characteristics.

On being a lawyer drama, the show succeeded. Sure, it would have been a shock on the level of the Miracle on Ice if it hadn't, but Rake still came through on that point.

On delivering clever one...

by: Zachary Henry | Thursday, January 23, 2014 - 6:52am

“Laughter is poison to fear.” ― George R.R. Martin

In the last several weeks, two very different and contrasting depictions of America’s Armed Forces have been brought to the screen. On one hand, the movie “Lone Survivor” portrays the griping, realistic tale of brotherhood and sacrifice as a squad of Navy SEALS are surrounded by Taliban militants in the heart of the Afghanistan mountains. On the other hand, a new comedy on FOX, “Enlisted,” is distinctly not intended to be literal, but highlights the comedic, ridiculous, behind-the-scenes shenanigans that go on among the ranks. But how soon is too soon to poke fun at a situation that is still a stark reality for many?

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Sgt Pete Hill and his brothers Derrick and Randy engage in the familial "hands on the head" ritual after Pete returns to the U.S. from Afghanistan.
by: Mike Ciandella | Tuesday, January 21, 2014 - 9:49pm

Apparently Sean and Gus aren't the only ones scared of Lassiter. Timothy Omundson guest stars on this latest episode of Supernatural as someone that even Crowley is terrified of: Cain.

As per usual, Supernatural takes liberties with the Biblical record of events. In this version, Cain is actually the hero -- sort of. He only becauomes evil in order to save his brother from an eternity in Hell. Although, as far as taking liberties with Scriptural accounts, Supernatural has done worse. And, as usual, Omundson is phenomenal.

Meanwhile, the Winchester relationship is still fracturered, and continues to be the underlying theme of the season. While Castiel tries to help Sam overcome his bitterness against Dean, Dean is reminded that hunting with Crowley means always having to watch your own...

by: Evan Mantel | Tuesday, January 21, 2014 - 12:25am

The BlacklistFirst things first. Let it be known that I am nothing if not fair.

Last week, I said that The Blacklist had become too gruesome. I stand by that statement. 

Last night, however, The Blacklist changed direction. I'm sure you'll agree with me in recognizing how influential my writing must have been upon the show's writers. What could have been a bloody plane crash instead cut to black, and what could have been a gruesome DNA-swapping scene didn't even show a needle injection. So bravo, Blacklist. I hope this less grisly version continues.

Now with the housekeeping out of the way, I want to say that I was...