I've met with the Executive Validation on Accepting New
'Stuff Committee (EVAN'S Committee), and
we are pleased to announce a new gimmick for your reading pleasure.
If you're at all familiar with the virtues of hockey (and most of you uncultured American swine probably aren't), then this system should make sense. If not, hold on to your zambonis, boys and girls.
In hockey, the three best players are given stars for their performance. First star for the best, second for the second best, and third star for the third best. Complicated stuff. Basically, I'm gonna rip that off with elan.
Now, on to the best and worst from last night's Modern Family.
3 Stars
Third Star: Luke "You'll...
The fall season of Marvel's
Agents of SHIELD was headed towards anything but a marvelous ending as
cheesy lines (Ward's standing-behind-me doozy), illogical decisions (SHIELD
failing to send in more backup than just Mike Peterson), and odd character
behavior (Can anyone figure May out? bipolar? schizophrenic? menopause?)
threatened to turn this episode into a chore to slog through.
What a night! Not one, but two fairly important thorns in
Emily's plot reveal themselves AND a
positive message??? Sacre bleu!
Question: Daddy
issues, playground crushes, and young adults growing up. What do these themes
have in common? (Hint: if you can't answer the question and don't realize
you're reading a blog about Modern Family,
you probably need to wipe the powder off and take a long, hard look in the
mirror.)
Well, boys and girls, I should have known better. You know what they say; don't count your chickens before they've hatched.
Literally. Where did that opening scene come from? May and
Ward? What the act of sex? Did I miss some chemistry between them in previous
episodes? What? The only theory I can muster is that ABC thought sex would
boost the ratings. Was this desperation? Were SHIELD writers' just flinging
poop at a wall to see what would stick? This made no sense. I'm still wondering
wtf...
I'm convinced that, as a creative exercise before beginning work on this show, the writers lined up two dozen sharks and then waterskied over all of them.
So yesterday, on How I
Met Your Mother,