CMI on TV

by: Matt Philbin | Wednesday, November 6, 2013 - 1:53pm

OK, didn’t see that coming. At least not when the episode began. Yes, Carol killed the sick folk, and justice (or at least resolution) had to come. But cutting her loose?

Carol was a well-developed tier 2 character – one that I bet a lot of viewers had something invested in. She hadn’t been fully used by the writers, the way Andrea was. (If you think about it, there was nowhere left for Andrea to go, character-wise. Killing her off made sense.)

And Melissa McBride, who plays Carol, told Entertainment Weekly, “I hope that’s not the last of her, but you know the way this show is … It’s unpredictable.” So she’s ain’t gone for good, in my opinion.  Let’s run through some possibilities for Carol’s story ark:

  • She meets up with The Governor, and together they plot...
by: Evan Mantel | Wednesday, November 6, 2013 - 3:51am

Nuts!  I was all set to do a survey that was empty, vapid, and shallow, like Terry McAuliffe's plan for Virginia. Then...

BOOM. Stuff got real at the end of the episode. May talks to Coulson about his struggles to deal with past trauma, which caused me to start thinking about trauma. Sure, most of us haven't been killed by an alien staff like Coulson, but we can all relate with his struggle to cope.

Like Coulson, we all bear the scars of past trauma. Some of those scars are physical, some emotional, but we all have them. And we all must come to terms with those scars.

There is a fine line in dealing with scars. It is right to remember how we got our scars in order to...

by: Evan Mantel | Monday, November 4, 2013 - 11:24pm

Judgement calls.

We all have to make them. Sometimes they are minor (should I go to Target or Walmart for my groceries), but sometimes they aren't. In the most recent episode of The Blacklist, Elizabeth is faced with two judgement calls of the most difficult variety. Both raise tricky ethical questions, and neither come with a bow to wrap up the situation nicely.

In the first instance, Elizabeth must decide if she should take out the biological terrorist Frederick Barnes. Complicating matters is that he has a hostage and nothing to lose. What would you do? Take out the terrorist knowing that you are writing the death sentence for the hostage, or let the terrorist go to save a life? Is one life worth more than other future...

by: Lauren Laster | Friday, November 1, 2013 - 9:17am

“Hugging the Now” was, at its core, a great little episode about Simon and his daughter both wanting to feel loved. Unfortunately, it was wrapped in a slew of bad attempts to come up with a slogan for an erectile dysfunction pill—fourteen attempts, to be exact. After about ten in a row, Simon tells Zach and Andrew, “Just 'cause you guys high-five at the end of a bad pitch doesn't make it a winner.”

I have to agree with Simon: bad pitch. It seemed like the writers emptied their erectile dysfunction joke box onto the scene, and they didn’t land. It’s enough that we have the culturally expected stream of sexual innuendos for a sitcom, but hitting us over the head with it doesn’t make it any funnier. No laughing from this...

by: Evan Mantel | Friday, November 1, 2013 - 4:07am

As you should know by now, there was no new Big Bang Theory last night. Something about Halloween, spending time with your kids or going partying... I wouldn't know. I'm single and work an overnight shift. It's a dizzying life I lead, I assure you.

My fast-paced existence aside, you should know that next week's episode will feature two celebrity guest appearances. Bob Newhart reprises his role as Professor Proton, and Bill Nye (did he just wake up from like a 10+ year hibernation? Seriously. Dancing With The Stars and now a sitcom appearance? What's next? Modeling Uggs?) will be playing himself.

VERDICT: Can't say the promo was funny, but the set up has good potential. Definitely worth DVRing...

by: Evan Mantel | Friday, October 25, 2013 - 4:34am

Let me give you a little insight on the inner workings of this blog. I watch a show, write approximately 300 words about said show, and post a video that is just under a minute from the episode that I'm writing about.

 But I believe writing is an art, not a science. Sometimes art calls for breaking the rules. And you know what they say, 'it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.' So with the proper apologies to my bosses out of the way (and any legal boundaries I may unwittingly overstep),  I want to write less and play a longer video this time.

Background: Howard ,normally a creepy character, wrote a love song to his wife, Bernadette, on the anniversary of their first date. It's beautiful, sweet and totally worth a listen.

by: Evan Mantel | Thursday, October 24, 2013 - 12:17am

This week, Modern Family, gave us not one, not two, but three celebrity guest appearances. We had Nathan Lane, reprising his role as Pepper, Cam and Mitchell's uber-gay, wedding planner, Fred Willard, Phil's dad, returning to visit the family for a weekend, or three, and Adam Devine making his Modern Family debut as a new Manny--er manny, male nanny. Three times the famous, three times the fun.  Let's see how they did.

Springtime for Pepper

A classic Lane performance--over the top, but funny. His histrionics about Cam and Mitchell's wedding choices lead to the archetypal affair scene, as Cam and Mitchell are seduced by Lane's young (attractive??? Ladies???) assistant's ideas for their wedding....

by: Evan Mantel | Wednesday, October 23, 2013 - 4:15am

POP QUIZ: My heart is human, my blood is boiling. I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior. Forget what you know. I'm  just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control. Who am I?

Looks like S.H.I.E.L.D finally got good, people. This was the first episode where the cast, script, and storyline all worked together to produce a quality episode. So bravo on that S.H.E.I.L.D.

The key to this episode in my humble opinion (and I write this blog so if you were looking for something else, you came to the wrong place) were the secrets. A few secrets revealed, a few kept mysterious.

For instance, Centipede. Unlike the Rising Tide (who want all information freed), we still don'...

by: CMI Staff | Tuesday, October 22, 2013 - 10:52am

How stupid do you have to be to:

  • Attempt to move a hostage to a new location without blindfolding or gagging her? Come on! That’s just lazy storytelling.

 

  • Follow the instructions of a PA announcement at a bus station while you’re running away from people who have already demonstrated their ability to be anywhere and do anything?

 

  • Steal so directly from Star Wars? Seriously, writers! One of the henchmen owes a cartel money because the “stuff” she was smuggling got seized at the border? What’s the cartel gonna do next—freeze her in carbonite?

 

The verdict is in as various critics are handing in their final rulings on this fall’s shows: Hostages stinks. It’s boring, derivative, and denies viewers of the kinds of setups and situations a premise like this promised.

And one last thought, as long as we’re piling on here:

Writers, “You are not in charge of me!” is a retort an 8-year-old...

by: Evan Mantel | Tuesday, October 22, 2013 - 4:46am

Well this sucks. Between the quotes and the questions to come, I'm bumping against my word ceiling. Unfortunately, I am not Congress and don't have the power to raise it. You will simply have to miss out on my scintillating invective about the gruesome turn The Blacklist is taking. Lo siento.

¡Vámanos!

Red Quotes

I don't have the space to break them down, but Red has the best quotes. If you disagree, go jump off a cliff.

  • "Every time you 'meet', someone ends up dead." "We've gotten off to a rocky start." "You've killed three people." "I'm not perfect."
  • "You're talking about a drug dealer." "I'm talking about a friend; a philosopher who practices an ancient...