The Real Radio Hatemongers
Table of Contents:
- The Real Radio Hatemongers
- Introduction
- Conservatives are Anti-American Terrorists
- Conservatives are Killers
- Conservatives Are Baby-Eating Nazis
- Wishing Conservatives Would Die
- More Left-Wing Lunacy
Conservatives are Anti-American Terrorists
Conservatives Want Terrorists to Succeed
Host Joe Scarborough: “Do you agree with the CIA Director that it’s almost as if Dick Cheney hopes Americans die so he gains a political advantage?”
Ed Schultz: “Absolutely. Absolutely.”
Scarborough:
“So you believe Dick Cheney wants Americans to die?...You believe the
former Vice President wants Americans to die in a terrorist attack so he
can gain a political advantage?”
Schultz: “You got it, Joe.
You got it. I think Dick Cheney’s all about power. I think Dick Cheney
is all about seeing this country go conservative on a hard right-wing
and I think he’ll do anything to get it there....”
Mike Barnicle:
“I certainly don’t believe that the former Vice President of the United
States is sitting there in McLean, Virginia saying, ‘You know, I hope
today’s the day.’ Do you believe that?”
Schultz: “I really
do, Mike, I do. I really believe, because I think it’s all about the
conservatives grabbing the power and keeping it. These folks hate. Just
my opinion. I mean, I don’t want to offend anybody.”
— Exchange on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, June 16, 2009.
“Cheney
is nothing but a selfish pig. And for him to do what he’s doing to the
elected President of the United States goes ‘beyond the pale,’ to use
one of his favorite sayings. It is official — Dick Cheney wants this
country to get hit. He wants another terrorist attack for political
gain. They want to bury liberals the same way they want to bury the
terrorists. They want complete global control, is what they want.
Control of oil, control of resources, control of the economy — the list
goes on and on — the control of the school systems, everything! That’s
what they want. And the only way that you can get any of that is if
you have conflict. And since we’re not in a war, we have to set the
table for a war.”
— Ed Schultz, The Ed Schultz Show, April 21, 2009. [MP3 audio]
Conservatives Actually Are Terrorists
“You crazy sons of bitches, you right-wingers. Do you not understand
that the people you hold up as heroes bombed your goddamn country? Do
you not understand that Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh
and Bill O’Reilly are as complicit of the September 11, 2001 terror
attack as any one of those dumbass 15 who came from Saudi Arabia? Don’t
you get that?”
— Mike Malloy on The Mike Malloy Show, January 19, 2010. [MP3 audio]
“Republicans,
whose — who have had straws stuffed up their noses by Rush Limbaugh
and their brains sucked out, replaced by ‘Excellence in Broadcasting,’
don’t have a clue as to what is going on, because this is where they
get their information....They [working class Americans] think they are
Republican, and the Republican Party, a terrorist organization, loves
that. Just like the jihadists love the fact that brain-dead uneducated
Muslim boys in the Middle East are willing to give themselves over to
suicide bombing. Why? Because there are 700 virgins — or is it 70? —
waiting for you in paradise! Well, Republican voters are just the same,
the same! Limbaugh and the Mannity [Sean Hannity] and the rest of these
pigs get on the air and say to their brain-dead listeners, ‘Well, we
have 70 virgins waiting for you — only it’s in the form of tax
cuts!’...I say let the sons of bitches drown. Let them drown! This is
what they want! They are suicidal! Republicans are jihadists. They want
to blow themselves up! They are a terrorist organization, the
Republican Party. It needs to be killed before it does more damage to
our country!”
— Mike Malloy, The Mike Malloy Show, February 13, 2009. [MP3 audio]
“They’re
worse than useless. These are terrorists. These are domestic
terrorists. They want the country to fail, for God’s sake. They want
exactly what anyone who attacked this country on September 11, 2001
wanted. The real internal terrorists are the Republicans. I mean, isn’t
that clear? Rush Limbaugh is a bigger threat to this country than Osama
bin Laden. He’s a bigger threat than anybody that the CIA can invent.
He’s a bigger threat than any terrorist that ever leveled its sights
against the United States, Limbaugh is. So why isn’t he arrested and
sentenced for treason?”
— Mike Malloy on The Mike Malloy Show, on February 10, 2009. [MP3 audio]
Republicans Orchestrated Christmas Jet Bombing
“There are forces at work in this country — and I believe this
as surely as I believe I put on my right shoe before I put on my left —
there are forces alive in this country, who are very active in this
country, very wealthy in this country, who want to see Obama fail no
matter what, and the idea of killing two or three hundred people on
board a jetliner in order to make the point is nothing. It means
nothing. We kill that many in a week in our adventures around the
world, in places where we’re bombing where we shouldn’t even be....My
gut feeling is that this was deliberate. This was deliberately done in
order to put the Obama administration in such a vise grip, that it’s
impossible to get anything done. To raise so much fear. This is what
Republicans do, this is what they do.”
— Mike Malloy on the January 4, 2010 Mike Malloy Show, talking about al-Qaeda’s attempted Christmas Day bombing of a passenger jet. [MP3 audio]
Tea Party: “The Sickest Movement I’ve Ever Seen”
“They just come town to town, and they stand there with their stupid
signs screaming and yelling about corporations need to be protected.
It’s the sickest movement I’ve ever seen in my life!”
— Randi Rhodes talking about the Tea Party on The Randi Rhodes Show, April 15, 2010. [MP3 audio]
Clarence Thomas = Supreme Court’s “House Negro”
“The latest from the crazy people in the tea bag movement is a story
about Virginia Thomas. She is the wife of Supreme Court Justice
Clarence Thomas, and she’s setting up a tea bagger nonprofit group. Now
this will be interesting, because the tea baggers are essentially
racist, and how are they’re going to deal with a very dark Clarence
Thomas and a very white Virginia Thomas setting up a subdivision of
their crazed tea bagger party — how they’re going to deal with that
will be great fun to watch.
“Now Clarence Thomas has always, kind
of, adopted the attitude of the House Negro, so perhaps he’ll do it
this time also. Clarence Thomas, in all the years he’s been on the
United States Supreme Court, I don’t think has ever, ever written an
opinion that became the rule of the Court; he has never been the lead
author. He has — I don’t think he’s even spoken for the past six years.
He just looks at fat Tony Scalia; and if Fat Tony farts, Uncle
Clarence farts. If Fat Tony burps, Uncle Clarence burps. This is the
guy that George Herbert Walker Bush said was the most qualified man in
America to be on the Supreme Court.”
— Mike Malloy on The Mike Malloy Show, March 15, 2010. [MP3 audio]
Criticism of ObamaCare = Incitement of Terrorism
“You rat bastards are going to cause another Murrah federal
building explosion. You are. And then what is Beck — maybe at that
point Beck will do the honorable thing and blow his brains out. Maybe
at that point, Limbaugh will do the honorable thing and just gobble up
enough Viagra that he becomes absolutely rigid and keels over dead.
Maybe then O’Reilly will just drink a vat of that poison he spews out
on America every night and choke to death! Because that’s what’s gonna
to happen. That’s what they are pushing these right-wing, nut case,
fringe, militia jerk-wads to doing!”
— Mike Malloy on The Mike Malloy Show, March 26, 2010, complaining about conservative hosts criticism of the newly-passed health care law. [MP3 audio]