The Real Radio Hatemongers
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More Left-Wing Lunacy
Better to Cheat than Let Republican “Bastards” Win
“I, I, I tell you what. If I lived in Massachusetts, I’d try to vote
10 times. I don’t know if they’d let me or not, but I’d try to. Yeah,
that’s right. I’d cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. ‘Cause
that’s exactly what they are.”
— Ed Schultz, The Ed Schultz Show, January 15, 2010. [MP3 audio]
Time to Shove GOP “Bastards Right Into the Dirthole!”
“To hell with the Republicans! They’re anti-American! They’re
psycho talkers! They don’t care!...Harry [Reid], you are ball-less! You
won’t do the nuke option for the American people and shove the
Republicans into the ditch! Shove those bastards right into the
dirthole! This is about power! It’s about winning!”
— Ed Schultz on The Ed Schultz Show, July 14, 2010. [MP3 audio]
What Passes for Humor on Lib Radio
“He’s a fat conservative butthead/Sick Republican
sleazeball/Fearmongering scumbag/ Egotistical asswipe/Mean-spirited,
hog-wallowing, fat conservative putz/With the face of a horse’s
ass/Mega dildos, Rush!”
— From a Randi Rhodes Show parody song attacking Rush Limbaugh, May 18, 2010. [MP3 audio]
Sarah Palin: A Threat to Teenage Boys
“That’s who she is. She’s friends with all the teenage boys. You
have to say no when your kids go, ‘Can we sleep over the Palin’s?’ No!
No!”
— Randi Rhodes talking about Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, September 12, 2008 Randi Rhodes Show. [MP3 audio]
Hoping Sarah Palin Goes Insane
“Now, you don’t believe, gentle listener, that these Free
Republic, Limbaugh, Drudge Report suck-heads are not completely mad?
They’re completely insane? And you know who is the perfect
personification of this madness, is their new darling, Sarah Palin....I
can look at Sarah Palin and look at her eyes and see a total collapse
of anything that even resembles reality. This is a woman who is
absorbing more and more and more of her own life force, if you know
what I mean by that. She is eating herself alive. She honestly is
starting to believe what the brain-dead teabaggers and birthers and,
and — ‘Obama’s health care plan is to murder old people’ — what — the
adulation and the praise and the cheering that they heap on this crazy
psychopath, when she makes a public speech. And I’m hoping, I’m
praying, while I — I don’t pray — while I hope that Rush Limbaugh will
choke to death on his own throat fat, I also hope that Sarah Palin will
drive herself completely, completely into madness, and I think the
possibility truly exists.”
— Mike Malloy, The Mike Malloy Show, July 28, 2009. [MP3 audio]
Going After Democrats Who Stand In Obama’s Way
[WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS UNCENSORED GRAPHIC LANGUAGE]
“Geraldine
Ferraro turned out to be the David Duke in drag. Who knew? She’s like,
‘Why am I the bad guy here? I just don’t want an anti-Semite racist in
the White House.’ Like Nixon, or Ronald Reagan, or Dick Cheney — who
moved to Wyoming so he would never have to see a black guy or a Jew
ever, and still run for Vice President of the United States. I mean,
it’s like, unbelievable to me. I can’t believe it — what a whore
Geraldine Ferraro is. She’s such a f***ing whore. [loud cheers] ...
“Hillary
is a big f***ing whore, too, okay. [applause]...She is a big f***ing
whore, and do you know why she’s a big f***ing whore? Because her deal
is always, ‘Read the fine print, asshole.’ You know, like, ‘I said I’d
pull you, but I didn’t say I’d f*** you,’ you know. She’s like, ‘The
super delegates,’ — no, never mind, the super — ‘The pledged delegates
aren’t legally obligated to do anything.’ Oh, f*** you. You know? Just
f*** you! They aren’t legally bound to do anything, she said. And if
that doesn’t work, you know she’s going all Lieberman on you, right?
[more cheers]”
— Then-Air America host Randi Rhodes, in a March
22, 2008 appearance sponsored by the network’s San Francisco affiliate
KKGN, video of which was posted on YouTube on April 4, 2008. Rhodes was
suspended, and later left the network; her show was subsequently
syndicated by Nova M radio.