The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
Table of Contents:
- The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
- Presidential Kneepad Award
- Wired Wicked Witch
- Hallucinating Hillary
- Corporal Cueball Carville
- Steve Brill Media Masochism
- Media McCarthyism
- Everybody But Us Shut Up Award
- Starr Behind Bars
- Good Morning Morons
- Move over Buddy Award
- Damn Conservatives
- Politics of Meaninglessness
- Carve Clinton into Mt. Rushmore
- Too Late For Our Judging
- Quote of the Year
- 1998 Award Judges
Damn Those Conservatives Award
“The stock market
crashed in October 1987, another setback for Reagan. Black Monday raised
doubts about the soundness of Reagan’s economic policies. On Reagan’s
watch tax revenues would double, but they never kept up with spending.
The national debt nearly tripled. Although most Americans benefited, the
gap between the richest and poorest became a chasm. Donald Trump and
the new billionaires of the 1980s recalled the extravagance of the
captains of industry in the 1880s. There were losers. Cuts in social
programs created a homeless population that grew to exceed that of
Atlanta. AIDS became an epidemic in the 1980s, nearly 50,000 died.
Reagan largely ignored it.”
– Narrator of PBS American Experience profile of Ronald Reagan, February 24. [63 points]
Runners-up:
“I’ve
got to know, Pat, why is this John Edwards/Lauch Faircloth race so
important to the Republicans, other than the obvious that Senator
Faircloth is considered to be one of the junior Grand Wizards of the
vast right-wing conspiracy?”
– MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann to former
Democratic pollster Pat Caddell, October 26 The Big Show. [49]
“I
think Republicans are doing a rendition – remember that old Zero Mostel
parody Springtime for Hitler? I think that’s what they’re doing. The
moral charge against Bill Clinton is being led by Newt Gingrich, the
only Speaker in history to be sanctioned for unethical conduct, the most
unpopular political figure in America. Dan Burton, the committee
chairman, now has, at least according to the Washington Times, has his
staff wearing latex gloves because he says left-wingers are sending him
condoms in the mail. His staff aide, Mr. Bossie, most reporters I know
think was a duplicitous wacko.”
– Wall Street Journal Executive
Washington Editor Al Hunt, May 9 Capital Gang. [44]
“I’m happy
about Fritz [Hollings]. He’s a crusty old coot, the kind you don’t
really see in Congress any more. Faircloth is a sort of more recent
edition. He’s a member of the hater branch of the North Carolina
Republican Party, so good riddance to him.”
– Newsweek Assistant
Managing Editor Evan Thomas, November 7 Inside Washington. [43]
“Bill
Bennett, Mr. Virtues, has said basically that Clinton is morally unfit
to hold office. I’m sure Bill believes that, but this is the same Bill
Bennett who has a close friend and goes on trips with Newt Gingrich, the
Speaker of the House who’s been accused of some of the same sort of
moral turpitude that the President’s been accused of....Gingrich gave
his wife her walking papers a day out of cancer surgery. Now that’s
character and as long as we play political games, and we view character
in a ideological sense, I don’t think the American public is going to
be anything but cynical.”
– Wall Street Journal’s Al Hunt on CNN’s
Capital Gang, February 1. [42]