The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
Table of Contents:
- The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
- Presidential Kneepad Award
- Wired Wicked Witch
- Hallucinating Hillary
- Corporal Cueball Carville
- Steve Brill Media Masochism
- Media McCarthyism
- Everybody But Us Shut Up Award
- Starr Behind Bars
- Good Morning Morons
- Move over Buddy Award
- Damn Conservatives
- Politics of Meaninglessness
- Carve Clinton into Mt. Rushmore
- Too Late For Our Judging
- Quote of the Year
- 1998 Award Judges
Wired Wicked Witch Award (for Loathing Linda Tripp)
“If there were an Ig-Nobel Peace Prize, who would win it?
o Slobodan Milosevic
o Osama bin Ladin
o Saddam Hussein
o Linda Tripp”
– “What do you think?” question of the day on the abcnews.com home page, October 15. [94 points]
Runners-up
“Tripp
lost membership in the family of man when day after day she looked into
Monica Lewinsky’s eyes as a friend and at night hit the ‘on’ button on
her Radio Shack tape recorder. No, there’s enough about Tripp to
criticize without getting to the heart of her darkness. While we are
trying to make up our minds about the other characters in the drama, she
can safely be cast as a villain – the Mark Fuhrman of the Starr
investigation – because of her perfect rendition of the friend from
hell.”
– Time’s Margaret Carlson responding to Jonah Goldberg in a Slate
“dialogue” about Linda Tripp, June 30. [72]
“And Kathleen Willey
also spoke about Linda Tripp, a Clinton-basher who seems to be at every
ugly turn in this controversy. Tripp was outside the Oval Office when
Willey emerged from her encounter with the President...Just how is it
that Linda Tripp is so often conveniently involved in the President’s
troubles? For some clues let’s bring in The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer, who
has profiled the controversial Miss Tripp in this week’s issue. You
write that co-workers often viewed her as an inveterate busybody. Has
she always been a snoop and a gossip with a particular interest in other
people’s romantic lives?”
– Bryant Gumbel on Public Eye, March 17. [53]
“Hello,
good evening and welcome back to Hell. Can we renounce our citizenships
for like only 24 hours? This thought before we begin: For months,
William Howard Ginsburg took shot after shot on this program and others
for some of his legal strategy. But throughout his stewardship of the
Monica Lewinsky defense we praised him here for at least one noble
constant: He never let us even hear his client’s voice. God, do we miss
him tonight. Okay, one of them will read the part of the irresponsible
adolescent, the other will narrate the lines of the pathetic,
self-destroying, older loser and you and I will be Polonius hiding
ourselves behind the arras.”
– MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann opening the Big
Show, November 17. [36]