The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
Table of Contents:
- The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
- Presidential Kneepad Award
- Wired Wicked Witch
- Hallucinating Hillary
- Corporal Cueball Carville
- Steve Brill Media Masochism
- Media McCarthyism
- Everybody But Us Shut Up Award
- Starr Behind Bars
- Good Morning Morons
- Move over Buddy Award
- Damn Conservatives
- Politics of Meaninglessness
- Carve Clinton into Mt. Rushmore
- Too Late For Our Judging
- Quote of the Year
- 1998 Award Judges
Presidential Kneepad Award (for Best Lewinsky Impression)
“The
ironies for a President not given to irony are endless. Consider this:
the best chance for Clinton to shine in history might be for Congress to
force him to pay the price for lying about sex. In the unlikely event
he is pushed from office, it would take only weeks, maybe just days,
before a vast national remorse set in. We destroyed our lovable rogue
prince of prosperity over this? Clinton would become a martyr to a legal
system run amok. His defeat would mean victory over not just
sheet-sniffing prosecutors but all those who would criminalize politics
with endless investigations. As legacies go, balancing the budget might
look puny by comparison.”
– Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter in the Aug. 24 issue. [63 points]
Runners-up:
“Well, he’s been elected
twice with people knowing he has had affairs. Now is the fact that this
woman is 21. I mean, she’s still of age, I suppose. You know, I think
that the distaste that people may feel for this will also be because of
the fact that the probing into this person’s private life has occurred. I
think past Presidents, Lyndon Johnson for one, certainly Jack Kennedy,
these things went on, you know, libido and leadership are linked.”
–
Eleanor Clift reacting to charges the President had sexual relations
with White House intern Monica Lewinsky, live MSNBC coverage at about
5pm ET, January 21, the day the story broke. [50]
“The only
people who count in any marriage are the two that are in it.’ There is a
simple alchemy to their relationship: she’s goofy, flat-out in love
with him and he with her. ‘They don’t kiss. They devour each other,’
says one aide. He needs her – for intellectual solace, political
guidance and spiritual sustenance ....Clinton haters and even some
supporters wonder whether their marriage will end with the presidency.
That seems wildly unlikely. Neither Clinton plans to trade in a public
career for shuffleboard. As long as they’re in the limelight, their
turbulent partnership seems certain to endure – for better or worse.
That’s because they see themselves in almost Messianic terms, as great
leaders who have a mission to fulfill. Her friends speculate that the
Bible gives her a historical context for what she’s going through.
‘There’s a lot of consolation, guidance and refueling that comes from
reading about centuries- old calamities,’ says a friend. Given the
storm they’re in, it’s a source of inspiration they’ll need.”
– Matthew
Cooper and Karen Breslau, Feb. 9 Newsweek. [48]
“Who has ever
been punished more for adultery in this country? I mean, you have to go
to Saudi Arabia to see people shamed the way the President was. And I
think it was nobody’s business.”
– Time’s Margaret Carlson on NBC’s
Today, August 19. [44]
“In the gaudy mansion of Clinton’s mind
there are many rooms with heavy doors, workrooms and playrooms, rooms
stuffed with trophies, rooms to stash scandals and regrets. He walks
lightly amid the ironies of his talents and behavior, just by consigning
them to different cubbies of his brain. It's an almost scary mind, that
of a multitasking wizard who plays hearts while he talks on the phone
with a head of state, who sits through a dense briefing on chemical
weapons intently doing a crossword puzzle, only to take reporters’
questions hours later and repeat whole sections of the briefing word for
word.”
– Time Senior Editor Nancy Gibbs opening a news story in the
March 2 issue. [40]