The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
Table of Contents:
- The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
- Presidential Kneepad Award
- Wired Wicked Witch
- Hallucinating Hillary
- Corporal Cueball Carville
- Steve Brill Media Masochism
- Media McCarthyism
- Everybody But Us Shut Up Award
- Starr Behind Bars
- Good Morning Morons
- Move over Buddy Award
- Damn Conservatives
- Politics of Meaninglessness
- Carve Clinton into Mt. Rushmore
- Too Late For Our Judging
- Quote of the Year
- 1998 Award Judges
Starr Behind Bars Award
“Coming
out on to the White House driveway on the day after he had violated all
norms of privacy, he jauntily gave his trademark wave and his patented
grin, one that doesn’t involve eye movement, carrying himself as if he
were President and as if there were a crowd of well-wishers rather than a
ravenous camera crew awaiting him, as if he were on some high horse
instead of on some low road. ‘You cannot defile the temple of justice,’
he has said in explaining his relentless pursuit of Clinton. But Starr
did. As much as Clinton stained the dress, Starr stained the country to
nail him for it. And his party goes on and on.”
– Time magazine’s Margaret Carlson in an October 12 “Public Eye” column. [60 points]
Runners-up:
“What
Starr is doing is trying to construct the truth according to Ken Starr,
and according to Miss Lewinsky’s lawyer he’s reneging on his offer of
immunity, because she’s not saying what he wants and what he’s doing is
trying to get people to say what he wants. He’s the one who is suborning
perjury here in my view. He has gone way beyond the pale in term of his
treatment of witnesses.”
– Newsweek’s Eleanor Clift, Feb. 7 McLaughlin
Group. [52]
“CNN has learned the ranking Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee plans to ask Attorney
General Janet Reno to investigate whether Ken Starr should be removed
from office. Sources say Congressman John Conyers is writing a long
letter to Reno, accusing Starr of repeated abuses of power, including
pressuring witnesses to commit perjury. The allegations are specific and
serious, aimed at a man who already has given many people the
impression he’s on a mission. That may have a lot to do with Starr’s
religious and Republican roots...”
– Greta Van Susteren hosting the
February 5 CNN special “Investigating the Investigator.” [48]
“Starr
has stood Watergate on its head. It is not the President who is doing
the taping; it is the prosecutor. It is not the President who is
assembling the dossiers and leaking dirt on the intimate practices of an
ideological opponent; it is the prosecutor. It is not the President who
is involved in the politically motivated abuse of power; it is the
politically motivated counsel. It is not the President who is
insufficiently accountable; it is the prosecutor.”
– U.S. News
Editor-in-Chief Mortimer Zuckerman, April 6. [47]
“Starr’s is a
shameful story – as shameful as the conduct of almost all television
news programs and some of the press....Starr’s leaks, whose purpose is
to condition the public to believe in the President’s guilt, are of a
piece with other practices that reek of abuse....The real spinning is
taking place in the graves of our Founding Fathers. When they wrote the
First Amendment, they imagined a press corps as a curb on power. They
did not anticipate an independent counsel free from checks and balances.
They had no role for a chief inquisitor. Nor should we."
– U.S. News
& World Report’s Zuckerman in his editorial titled, “Starr Has Hit a
New Low,” – June 29 issue. [36]