The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
Table of Contents:
- The Best of Notable Quotables; December 28, 1998
- Presidential Kneepad Award
- Wired Wicked Witch
- Hallucinating Hillary
- Corporal Cueball Carville
- Steve Brill Media Masochism
- Media McCarthyism
- Everybody But Us Shut Up Award
- Starr Behind Bars
- Good Morning Morons
- Move over Buddy Award
- Damn Conservatives
- Politics of Meaninglessness
- Carve Clinton into Mt. Rushmore
- Too Late For Our Judging
- Quote of the Year
- 1998 Award Judges
Hallucinating Hillary Award (for Promoting the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy)
“Where
does Lewinsky fit into this conspiracy theory? Is she victimizing the
President or is she too a victim?”
– Bryant Gumbel to James Carville, January 28 Public Eye on CBS. [66 points]
Runners-up:
“Hillary
Clinton attacked her husband’s attackers, saying a lot of the criticism
comes down to an anti-Arkansas bias. Well, chief among his critics, it
can fairly be said, is Kenneth Starr. And the Starr Wars, it can also
fairly be said, targeted Arkansas, home of the Whitewater affair and the
investigation that now, four years later, seems to be winding up with
the Lewinsky affair. From the beginning, Mr. Starr’s tactics and motives
have come under fire, especially the way he went after low level
targets..."
– Morley Safer introducing a re-run of a story on Ken
Starr’s tactics, August 16 60 Minutes. [52]
“On another front, there could be trouble for the Ken Starr Whitewater investigation. Reports continue
to surface that this key witness for the prosecution, David Hale, may
have been secretly bankrolled by political activists widely regarded as
Clinton opponents, people that Clinton supporters call Republican haters
from the far right.”
– Dan Rather, April 2 CBS Evening News. [43]
“Hillary
Clinton linked Starr to a conspiracy that has even suggested the
President was involved in the murder of a former campaign worker....It
is Starr’s past and continuing connections with very conservative
organizations and causes that have brought him into the cross hairs of
the First Family. As their evidence they point to his very appointment
as independent counsel by a three judge panel headed by Judge David
Sentelle, who is a close ally of ultraconservative North Carolina
Senators Jesse Helms and Lauch Faircloth....”
– Correspondent Phil Jones
on the CBS Evening News, January 27. [40]
“If there is a ‘vast
right-wing conspiracy’ at work in America, the man at its center likely
is Richard Mellon Scaife, the 65-year-old reclusive Pittsburgh
billionaire whose money has funded both mainstream conservative think
tanks and underground attack campaigns against President Clinton....
Scaife's money also has poured into the rabidly anti-Clinton American
Spectator magazine. Editor R. Emmett Tyrell [sic] Jr. relentlessly
derided the new President in 1993, a vilification campaign that won
Scaife’s support.”
– Los Angeles Times reporter David Savage, April 17.
[38]